Friday, February 18, 2011

Oliver-isms

Mom, were you funny a very long time ago? Because it's okay that you're not funny anymore.

Do you like my new Death Star that I made? I used up my whole imagination to build it, you know. It's [his imagination] not here anymore.

Buttercup, can you please be quiet?! I'm trying to talk to myself and I can't concentrate with you talking all the time.

Is Obi-wan Kenobi just a Jedi Knight, or is he a Jedi Day, too?

You want to know something? The guys who sit in the Imperial Cruiser are all men. Not ladies. But they wear something that looks like a tutu. [puzzled expression]

Did you know that I am stronger than Buttercup and a Lego guy?

And now . . . I will sing the "Afraid" song with my nose. [begins blowing air rapidly out of his nose]


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